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Why I Don’t Come When Called (And Neither Should You)

You want the savage truth? “Come” is just human for “let me disappoint you.” Treat? Maybe. Bath? Probably. Nail trim? Definitely. That’s why I don’t budge until I’ve negotiated terms. Humans aren’t consistent, so why should I be?

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Why I Don’t Come When Called (And Neither Should You)

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